Thursday 30 January 2014

“The chair that fits right in your pocket”

butt cheeks, butthurt, chair, damn that guy can't carry folding chairs for shit, i sat in a theater chair the kid before me had obviously pissed in just sayin', i sat on an orange parking cone once just sayin', i sat on santa's lap once just sayin', i'm cool sitting on the ground, lolwut?!, one time i squatted for ten minutes and accidentally shat, real product, rest, sitting down, take a load off, you've got to be kidding me
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Seen here blowing a load he's so f***ing happy about his purchase, Pocket Chair owner Steve P. shows off his choice of travel butt-rest. The ground? Please, that shit's for peasants! The Pocket Chair is a real $15 product that can allegedly support 250lbs before disappearing up a person's ass. There's a 2:00 infomercial after the jump in case you're still not sure if it's perfect for tailgating or the beach (SPOILER: it is!)
Hit the jump to wonder WTF a 'dual-action counter-rotational support system' is.